Love the Google
The google is
a sensitive thing. You must treat it with great care.
The key to the google is this: it is to not make fun of
Many people head to the google with curt searches. "Dale Earnhardt, Jr." "Ozzy Osbourne." Even, simply, "Porn." You have no reason to be so terse
with the google.
Treat it as you would your mother. It will prepare you a
warm meal of information.
Ask it questions of varying degrees of importance. For
has answers for you. Also, it has answers for people like
you. And for people who might be different from you, and
whom you may not like. Everybody is welcome to walk
through the electronic doors of the google.
The google is honey for your cough. You will not get
canker sores if the google can prevent it.
The google is a sucker for times of peace.
But do not be fooled: The google is a bad ass. The google
has an ass of badness. It is the B-A-D to your A-S-S.
Furthermore: the google will never leave you behind for a
better opportunity. The google is quite accomplished,
even while maintaining a safe distance from any
university or corporation.
The google is made of all natural materials like lumber
and peat moss. Also, love. The google is not a robot; it
needs affection. Think of the monkey with the wire
On holidays the google will offer pictures depicting
those holidays. Flags and reindeer and eggs and the like.
Because the google is cheerful.
If you love the google it will love you back. Hate it, it
hates you. And so on.
Embrace the google. Embrace it like a fatman.
Copyright © 16 May
email Carrie Hoffman.
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